This raises so many questions about the state and advancement of neurology as a science in Middle-Earth.
Although, to be fair, if anyone was going to discover the nervous system in Middle Earth, it would be dwarves fucking around with axes they’ve embedded in their enemy’s skulls.
#I feel like this is kinda how it is when you meet your favorite celebrity#its this moment you’ve been waiting for for so long#and when it finally happens its this glorious moment#and even though its only a few seconds#its probably the best moment of your life#something you will cherish and think about forever#but to them you’re just another face in the crowd#someone they will never think about again#and its really tragic when you think about it
That’s really depressing… thanks. But it’s true.. I think about that all the time.
In honor of our 100th follower, Kristen and I decided it was high time we made an actual audio recording of the song that (we honestly think) put us on the Tumblr map. So without much further ado, I present you with Baby Got ‘Batch.
"Baby Got ‘Batch" (lyrics by Hilary)
Oh, my, god, Kristen. Look at his butt.
It is so cute. He looks like
One of those British actors.
Like, you know, Tom Hiddleston or Colin Firth?
Tumblr totally loves him, because,
he looks like an otter in a suit, ‘kay?
I mean, his butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean - damn. Look!
He’s just so … unf!
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other Tumblrs can’t deny
That when a ‘Batch walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, get your cameraphone
‘Cause you wanna take that butt home
Ignore that hat he’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh Benny I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My followers tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, sexy Sherlock
Makin’ them ladies flock
Well, use me, use me
Then go ahead and deduce me
I’ve seen him strollin’
On Saville Row and
He’s prim, trim
Wears trilbys on a whim
I’m tired of all these blogs
Makin’ sex jokes about Smaug
Take the average fangirl and tell her that
Benny’s got much back
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
You wanna have his babies? (Yeah!)
Turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout,
Baby got ‘Batch!
IM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT
This is Benedict Cumberbatch’s eye.
If you look closely, you can see that his eye is blue with green around the pupil.
This is an example of an interesting genetic phenomenon known as “heterochromia”.
Heterochromia can be caused by a variety of things. A mutation in the original eye color gene can cause one color to turn into another. Physical injury can also cause discoloration or changing of the iris color. But perhaps the most interesting reason for heterochromia is when the host is a chimera.
It has been discovered that occasionally, when there are two blastocysts (or extremely young fetuses) in the womb together, and one dies or becomes parasitic, the stronger blastocyst will literally absorb the other dead or weakened blastocyst. Recently, it has been discovered that this happens a lot more often than previously thought. In the case of heterochromia and several other interesting conditions, the stronger of the blastocysts accepts the cells from the other into its body, and they often grow and survive.
TLDR; The reason Benedict is so fucking amazing is that, quite possibly, he used to be two people.
Yes. Fucking yes. Just. Yes. Perfect fucking deduction.